It's a beautiful world Did you read the news today Did you see the story what it had to say? The country's bankrupt, the world hates our guts our leaders are corrupt no ifs ands or buts The polar ice has melted and the polar bears drowned Prices are up and wages are down New Orleans destroyed while we watched on TV Now they're trapped in a mine, soon I'll be a refugee I go out to eat, get some mad cow stew cuz it's either that or chicken tamiflu There's flooding going on, all over town It's no wonder I'm wearing a frown Here we go again here we go again My email box is full of spam for boner pills and nigerian scams The credit card company wants my first born The internet is full of viruses and porn It's like this all of the time The birds are singing in the sunshine but who cares if the sky is blue if so are you It's a beautiful world full of wonderful people It's a horrorshow with monsters unbelievable It's a beautiful world It's a horrorshow It's a beautiful world It's a horrorshow It's a beautiful world full of wonderful people It's a horrorshow with monsters unbelievable It's a beautiful world It's a horrorshow It's a beautiful world It's a horrorshow